aaj ka tapman 40 digree hai

aaj ka tapman 40 digree hai, kripya apne sir pe warf rakhey, becoz   
                                                                     
     bhusa jaldi aag pakadta hai.

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Ankhein khuli ho toh chera tumhara ho

Ankhein khuli ho toh chera tumhara ho, Ankhein band ho toh sapna
 tumhara ho, Mujhe maut ka bhi dar nahi, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara
 ho.SHABBIR SHAIKH.

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Khushi dhundne se gam milte hai

Khushi dhundne se gam milte hai, Yeh gam zindagi mein har dam milte
 hai, Jo dil ke sare gam bant le, Aaise dost zindagi mein kam milte hah.
  SHABBIR SHAIKH.

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Baat aisi kaho ki jazbat kam na ho

Baat aisi kaho ki jazbat kam na ho, Khayalat aise ho ki kabhi gam na
 ho, Dil ke kone mein itni si jagah rakhna, Ki khali sa lage jab hum na
 ho. SHABBIR SHAIKH.

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A meeting is to be held in jungle...

A meeting is to be held in jungle. The attenders are..
Tiger, bear, snake, elephant, fox, monkey, but it has not yet
started.. Why!!!!!
Because the DONKEY is busy in reading this SMS.

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Good news or the bad news?

Good news or the bad news?
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

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I am a dog and u r a flower....

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

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Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho....

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

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3 sardars were going on a motorcycle....

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop....

sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....

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Wada To Nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaneki....

Wada To Nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaneki,
Koshish Yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge,
zarurat aa padi to dilse pukarna,
hum hagte bhi hunge to bina dhoye hi chale ayenge

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Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare....

Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare.Jaise asman me hai kai tare.Par aap dosti ke asman ke wo chand hain
Jiske samne fike padte hai saare sitare.Good Night sweet dream

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Dosti ko pura nibhana....

Dosti ko pura nibhana jante hai, jakmonko dawa lagana jante hai,hame bhulaneki koshish na karna,ham gala dabana bhi jante hai...ha!ha!ha!

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Frends r lik films....

Frends r lik films..
Some r musical,some r romentic,some r adventures,some r comedy,some r tregedy bt very few r oscar wining lik u.

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Pasand hai surat hame....

Pasand hai surat hame lakho me UNKI,koi jadu to jarur hai aankho me UNKI,khayal dil ki bato ko WO jane ya na jane,hamne to bitaya hai pal pal yado me UNKI..

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Stayinp far never breaks....

Stayinp far never breaks relation,staying near never builds relation.Its a link between hearts,which never allows us to Forget each other.

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Main lazon me kuch izhar ...

Roomi Nomani 09890807197 . Main lazon me kuch izhar nahi karta. Iska
 matlab yah nahi mai use pyar nahi karta. Chahta aaj bhi hoon use mai
 magar use soch ne me apna waqt barbad nahi karta. Tamasha na banjaye kahi
 mohabbat meri isliye apne dard ko bataya nahi karta. Par kuch to baat
 hai uski fitrat me ZALIM, warna use chahne ki khata bar bar nahi karta
 mai.

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O nili nili aakhowali reshami balowali....

O nili nili aakhowali reshami balowali hirni jaisi chalowali andhere me
 matakti hui dheere se aake boli'myaw!myaw!'   ramesh chauhan
 00919905399165

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Na pocho kia gozarti ....

Na pocho kia gozarti .Juda jab yaar hote hae.Aanso teer ban ban ke
 jigar sae paar hote hae.Rashed meer

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Aasuo ke chalne ki aahat nahi .....

Aasuo ke chalne ki aahat nahi hoti dil tutne ki aahat nahi hoti hota
 agar khuda ko dard ka ehaasas to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti .Nikhil
 (mumbia) 9821367750

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