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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Ek premi:premika tune mera dil jala diya

Ek premi:premika tune mera dil jala diya dil jalaker rakh kar diya
 >premika: E sanam ter ye kurbani bekar nahi jayegi pahucha de rakh bartan
 mazne ke kam aayegi
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Patte patte par nazar daali daali

Patte patte par nazar daali daali jis daali par nazar daali wo daali
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Lahu hajir hai hatho ki

"Lahu hajir hai hatho ki ,agar mehndi utar jaye teri,mera jo bhi haal
 ho lekin,duniya swar jaye teri...! Suniel 9969358733

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Leharo ko pyar tha kinare se

"Leharo ko pyar tha kinare se,magar uski shadi ho gayi sagar se,leharo
 ko khich lati uski prit,magar ho na jaye wo badnaam isliye laut jati
 thi..! Suniel 9969358733

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wo yuhi humse ruth gaye

"wo yuhi humse ruth gaye,armaan mere sab tut gaye,nafrat ka dhong aisa
 rchaya unhone ki wo patthar bankar jine lage,aur hum shisha bankar tut
 gaye...! Suniel 9969358733

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Is desh ki prblm kya hai?Har

Is desh ki prblm kya hai?Har maa ko apni beti ke liye chahiye Ek achcha,smrt,inteligent, educated, sanskari ladka Par Main akela kis kis se SHADI KARU...$.$

Sone k kitne b tukde kar lo

Sone k kitne b tukde kar lo Uski kimat kam nahi hoti Aap jaise dost kitne b dur ho Unki ahmiyat kam nahi hoti

Wife: oh..!Zara dhire karo

Wife: oh..!Zara dhire karo; kyo shatabdi xpres chala rahe ho? Malgadi chalao; itne me beta bed se gira or bola : jo marji ho chalao par pasenger Na girao..!

Sardar naukrani se

Sardar naukrani se:-Main tumhare liye chudiya laya hu. Naukrani:-Aap hi pehna dijiye na. Sardar:-Sala pehle pata hota to bra aur panty lata

kaha ho..
aaj ghar se bahar mat nikalna

kaha ho..
aaj ghar se bahar mat nikalna


main tumhe khona nahi chahata


bahar bandaro ko pakadne wali van ghum rahi hai...... take care

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ kya dekh rahe ho chillar gire hai utha lo.

Utara tha chand hamare

Utara tha chand hamare aangan mein,sitaro ko yeh gawara na tha. Hum to sitarose bhi bagawat kar lete, par kya kare chand hi hamara na tha. GOOD NIGHT

Yeh Salmaan ka SMS hai bidu

Yeh Salmaan ka SMS hai bidu,
Reply mile to TALI bidu,
IGNORE kare to GALI bidu,
latest hua to bole JHAKAS,
purana lage to AAP KA SATYANASH..

Dosti ka paigam aapke naam

Dosti ka paigam aapke naam, zindagi ki aankhari saans aapke naam, rahe salamat ye dosti hamari, DOSTI salamat rakhna aapka kaam

Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya...

Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya...
Sherni boli: abe saale chuhe apna size to dekh?

Chuha bola:arre meri jaan size pe mat ja confidence to dekh...

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

A 99 year old woman lifetime validity wala card kharidti hai now thats confidene

Friday, May 9, 2008

puch lo khuda se tumhre liye dua magi

"puch lo khuda se tumhre liye dua magi,puch lo hawao se tere liye hi
fiza magi,jab bhi hui tujhse koi galtti,khuda se apne liye hi saza
magi...! Suniel 9969358733

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Shayaries Of Suniel

"kaun kehata hai,ishq karne walo ka naam hota hai,,ishq hi sabse pehale
 badnaam hota hai...! Suniel 9969358733

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"JIS KO DIL DIYA WO DILLI CHALI GAYI,JIS SE PYAR KIYA WO PUNA CHALI
 GAYI,,MARNE KE LIYE TAAR KO CHUAA,TO BIJALI HI CHALI GAYI...! Suniel
 9969358733

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"BEET GAYI HOLI ,DIWALI MAT SAMAJHNA,,TERI GALI SE GUJARTA HU,MAWAALI
 MAT SAMAJHNA...! Suniel 9969358733

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"TERI GALI SE GUJRUNGA,KHIDKI SE JHAK LENA,,PHOOL TO BADE MAHANGE
 HONGE,EK PATTHR HI MAAR DENA...! Suniel 9969358733

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"Dil ke rishtey ka koi naam nahi hota,har rishtey ka koi mukaam nahi
 hota,,kami hai saath nibhane walo ki,,nahi to koi rishta nakaam nahi
 hota...! Suniel 9969358733

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"kaun kahta hai pyaar,
pura hota hai !
Pyaar ka pehla,
akshar hi adhura hota hai...! Suniel 9969358733

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"Tum aansu de gaye hume,wafa ka inaam jaate jaate,,kahi kar na de
 jamana tumhe badnam,
rok liya tumhara naam juba par aate-aate...! Suniel 9969358733

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"Saari duniya ghum kar dekha,sab mile dil jalane ko,,ab jee nahi karta
 hai,kisi se dil lagane ko...! Suniel 9969358733

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"kash ye judaai na hoti,khuda ne ye chiz banai na hoti,jo aaj apni thi
 wo kal paraai na hoti..! Suniel 9969358733

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

unhe mai apna banane me raha

"unhe mai apna banane me raha.,unke liye aashiya sajane me raha,,wo
chali gayi sikko ki khanak sunkar,,mai garibi ki rekha mitane me raha...!
Suniel (9969358733)

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Waha aag yaha mera aashiyana tha

"Waha aag yaha mera aashiyana tha,,waha kafan yaha mera janaza
 tha,,tayari thi jaan dene ki.......................magar ye baarish ko bhi abhi
 aana tha...! Suniel 9969358733

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Log wada karke nibhana bhul jaate hai

"Log wada karke nibhana bhul jaate hai,,,Lagakar seene mei aag bujhana
 bhul jaate hai...! Suniel 9969358733

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kar na sake pyaar ka sauda

"kar na sake pyaar ka sauda,kimat hi kuch aisi thi,,jiti baazi haar
 gaye,kismat hi kuch aisi thi...! Suniel 9969358733

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phul na mila to

"phul na mila to,kanto se dosti karli,,tu na mili to,tere saye se hi
 mohbbat karli...! Suniel 9969358733

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Hasino ka diwana hu

"Hasino ka diwana hu,,pario ki sahzada hu,,apne aap se hi anjana hu...!
Suniel 9969358733

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

kabhi sardi kabhi garmi

kabhi sardi kabhi garmi ,ye to kudrat ke najare hai,,pyaas unhe bhi
 lagti hai,jo dariya ke kinare hai...! Suniel 9969358733

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Friday, April 25, 2008

mobile ko hath mei liye baithi hai

mobile ko hath mei liye baithi hai,ek din wo pachtayengi,,kyonki wo
 hume sms bejh bejh kar thak jaayengi...! Suniel 9969358733

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phulo se sabhi dil lagaye

phulo se sabhi dil lagaye,kanto ko chaega ko koun,,mai hu sajani
 kanta,kyo apna daman uljhaaye..! Suniel 9969358733

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Bekhudi ki jindagi hum jiya nahi karte

Bekhudi ki jindagi hum jiya nahi karte,jaam dusro se chin kar piya
 nahi karte,,unhe shouk hai to wo sms kare,,hum bhi khali-foucket mei
 balance kharch kiya nahi karte...! Suniel 9969358733

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Wo rote rote aayi thi

Wo rote rote aayi thi,wo rote rote jaayengi.,kyonki wo c.s.t se pedal
 hi chali aayi thi..!suniel 9969358733
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Monday, April 21, 2008

Dil hota hai shabnam

Dil hota hai shabnam jaisa,najuk hai ek phul se bhi,hath pakad ke chod
 na dena,,yaar kisi ko bhul se bhi....suniel"dard"9969358733

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One day god asked me

One day god asked me,
4 how long u need frnd along with u? I just weep & droped a tear of
 sorrow into an ocean & told until u find ths drop

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hamesha aage badhte raho

Hamesha aage badhte raho, jo dil kare usi raah ko chuno piche walon ko
 aage mat jaane do aage walon se aur aage niklo, tabhi ache rikshawale
 banoge. Chandan from jharkhand.

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Monday, April 7, 2008

New Love Shayaries

Us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de,
par us dil ko kabhi dard mat do jo tumhe pyar kare,
kyoki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho,
par kisi ke liye sari duniya ho!!
Vinayak (mumbai)
9867474254( juz sms me 4 wap sites)
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Deta he dard kyo hami ko,
woh kya samjhenge hamare gum ko,
lakho diwane he us chand ke,
woh kya mehsus karenge ek TARE ki kami ko!!
Vinayak(mumbai)
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Khud ki mohabbat fana kaun karega,
sabhi nek ban gaye to gunah kaun karega,
a khuda sanam bewafa ko bachaye rakhna,
varna hamare mout ki duwa kaun karega.
Vinayak B.
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Mera ekrar tere inkar se behtar hoga,
Mera din teri rat se behtar hoga,
Yakin nahi to doli se jhakkar dekhna,
Mera JANAZA teri BARAT se behtar hoga.
Vinayak bibvekar
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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Dil ki galiyo me koi gum na ho

Dil ki galiyo me koi gum na ho, hamara pyar kabhi kam na ho, bas yahi
 dua hai tum khush raho,agar kya pata ham .


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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

phoolon ki chahat sabi hai,

phoolon ki chahat sabi hai, katon ko chunega koun, ameero se dil lagate
hai sabhi gareebon ko puchega koun? (Amin)9821638881


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Sunday, March 23, 2008

aaj ka tapman 40 digree hai

aaj ka tapman 40 digree hai, kripya apne sir pe warf rakhey, becoz   
                                                                     
     bhusa jaldi aag pakadta hai.

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Ankhein khuli ho toh chera tumhara ho

Ankhein khuli ho toh chera tumhara ho, Ankhein band ho toh sapna
 tumhara ho, Mujhe maut ka bhi dar nahi, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara
 ho.SHABBIR SHAIKH.
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Khushi dhundne se gam milte hai

Khushi dhundne se gam milte hai, Yeh gam zindagi mein har dam milte
 hai, Jo dil ke sare gam bant le, Aaise dost zindagi mein kam milte hah.
  SHABBIR SHAIKH.
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Baat aisi kaho ki jazbat kam na ho

Baat aisi kaho ki jazbat kam na ho, Khayalat aise ho ki kabhi gam na
 ho, Dil ke kone mein itni si jagah rakhna, Ki khali sa lage jab hum na
 ho. SHABBIR SHAIKH.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A meeting is to be held in jungle...

A meeting is to be held in jungle. The attenders are..
Tiger, bear, snake, elephant, fox, monkey, but it has not yet
started.. Why!!!!!
Because the DONKEY is busy in reading this SMS.


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Good news or the bad news?

Good news or the bad news?
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.


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I am a dog and u r a flower....

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!


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Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho....

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.


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3 sardars were going on a motorcycle....

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop....

sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....


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Wada To Nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaneki....

Wada To Nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaneki,
Koshish Yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge,
zarurat aa padi to dilse pukarna,
hum hagte bhi hunge to bina dhoye hi chale ayenge


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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare....

Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare.Jaise asman me hai kai tare.Par aap dosti ke asman ke wo chand hain
Jiske samne fike padte hai saare sitare.Good Night sweet dream


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Dosti ko pura nibhana....

Dosti ko pura nibhana jante hai, jakmonko dawa lagana jante hai,hame bhulaneki koshish na karna,ham gala dabana bhi jante hai...ha!ha!ha!


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Frends r lik films....

Frends r lik films..
Some r musical,some r romentic,some r adventures,some r comedy,some r tregedy bt very few r oscar wining lik u.


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Pasand hai surat hame....

Pasand hai surat hame lakho me UNKI,koi jadu to jarur hai aankho me UNKI,khayal dil ki bato ko WO jane ya na jane,hamne to bitaya hai pal pal yado me UNKI..


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Stayinp far never breaks....

Stayinp far never breaks relation,staying near never builds relation.Its a link between hearts,which never allows us to Forget each other.


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Main lazon me kuch izhar ...

Roomi Nomani 09890807197 . Main lazon me kuch izhar nahi karta. Iska
 matlab yah nahi mai use pyar nahi karta. Chahta aaj bhi hoon use mai
 magar use soch ne me apna waqt barbad nahi karta. Tamasha na banjaye kahi
 mohabbat meri isliye apne dard ko bataya nahi karta. Par kuch to baat
 hai uski fitrat me ZALIM, warna use chahne ki khata bar bar nahi karta
 mai.
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O nili nili aakhowali reshami balowali....

O nili nili aakhowali reshami balowali hirni jaisi chalowali andhere me
 matakti hui dheere se aake boli'myaw!myaw!'   ramesh chauhan
 00919905399165
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Na pocho kia gozarti ....

Na pocho kia gozarti .Juda jab yaar hote hae.Aanso teer ban ban ke
 jigar sae paar hote hae.Rashed meer
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Aasuo ke chalne ki aahat nahi .....

Aasuo ke chalne ki aahat nahi hoti dil tutne ki aahat nahi hoti hota
 agar khuda ko dard ka ehaasas to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti .Nikhil
 (mumbia) 9821367750
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Saturday, January 19, 2008

Apko bhool jayo umer guzarny ki baat hai

Apko bhool jayo umer guzarny ki baat hai.
Apko na ho yaqeen ye aur baat hai
jab tak rahegi sans tab tak rahogay yaad
ye sans hi tute jaye to aur baat hai.


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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Aaj asmaan me tare is tarah chamak rahe hai

Aaj asmaan me tare is tarah chamak rahe hai,
aaj asmaan me tare is tarah chamak rahe hai,


thik jistarah kal chamak rahe the. NAZISH ANSARI 9821720831

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Sunday, January 6, 2008

Ret pe naam kabhi likhna nahi

Ret pe naam kabhi likhna nahi ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi log
 kehte hain prem tu patthar dil ho lekin patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte
 nahi from prem 26875 basti guzan jalandhar
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Thursday, January 3, 2008

Kal mare so aaj mar

Kal mare so aaj mar, aaj mare so ab,
har pal lakdiya(wood) mehengi hongi,
are tu marega kab.
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Mene tuze dil diya DILDAR

Mene tuze dil diya DILDAR samjhke,
aur tune use jala diya AGARBATTI samajhke.
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