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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Kisi ki mohabbat se humane kya paya hai. . .

Kisi ki mohabbat se humane kya paya hai. . . . .Rat ki nind aur din ka chain gavaya hai. . . . .Kya kare hum is dil ka. . . . .Jise aaj barbad hokar bhi hosh nahi aaya hai. . . .!!
 
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Monday, October 22, 2007

what is the cube of 13?

1)what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wandaring how?
That's bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
Kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila! !!!! Kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y??
They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **

7) ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona Honda..

8) Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students...

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

Hum katne badnasib hin jo taraste h...

Hum katne badnasib hin jo taraste hin tari did ko. Hum se tu acha hai
ghusal khana jo dekh ta hai tari har chez ko


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Khata saabit karenge aur khoob ...

Khata saabit karenge aur khoob ladenge, suna hai unko gusse me lipat
jaane ki aadat hai

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Un ki gali se guzre ajeeb itefaak tha

Un ki gali se guzre ajeeb itefaak tha ,un ki gali se guzre ajeeb itefaak tha... Uno ne phool penka gamla bhi saath tha!!!

Gadha jo khaye woh Ghass

Gadha jo khaye woh Ghass ho tum Buddho ka chawanPrash ho tum ideot stuped Bakwas ho tum Yaar kuch bhi bolo DOST Jhkkas ho tum.

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, Husn ke tevar nokile ho gaye, Hum pyar ka ezhar karane me thode dhile ho gaye our usi darmiyan unake hath pile ho gaye..

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai, unke diwangi main hum ho gaye itne diwane, ke har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai, unke diwangi main hum ho gaye itne diwane, ke har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.