Khud ko karke buland itna chand gaya woh aasman par aise ke khuda ne
khud bande se pucha ke sale ab utrega kaise
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Woh nadiya nahi aansu thay .....

Woh nadiya nahi aansu thay mere,jin par woh kashati chalatay
 gaye,manzil mile unhe khawaish hai meri,isliye hum aansu bhatay chalay
 gaye?written by chinu

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Kitna tadpaya hai tune shayad .....

Kitna tadpaya hai tune shayad tujhe ehsas nahi,ek gum bhi hai ki tu
 mere pass nahi,bahut dil bhlaya hai tune aapna mere dil se khelkar,magar
 tujhe sochana tha woh mera dil tha koi taash nahi?write by chinu

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Hame to apnone loota ....

Hame to apnone loota gero me kya dum tha, hamari kasti waha duobi jaha pani kam tha.'Aamir'

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Bas!! mujhse aur nahi hoga....

Bas!!

mujhse aur nahi hoga..

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??

maine apko kiya na..!!

chalo ab ap karo…

karo na…

I m excited….

Karo na…

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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
To Conclude:
* Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
* Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
* Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!

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Dard jitna saha jaye

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sahena dil ko jo baat lag jaye wo na
kahena milte hai aap jaise dost bahut kam is liye kabhi alvida na kahena
.maksud

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Ek bath kehni hai mere dost

Ek bath kehni hai    mere dost
mere yaar
mere pyaar
mere dosto ke dost
mere ujhade chaman
mere phuloki kali







mujhe miss karo!#

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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.

Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.

Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.

 

Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya
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Apki jindgi me kabhi koi

Apki jindgi me kabhi koi gam na ho Apki ankhe kabhi ansuo ke nam na ho.Apko mile roj,roj nayi-nayi Boyfrnd jinki umar 50 se kam na ho
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Sory sory!galti se ye msg

Sory sory!galti se ye msg apko snd ho gaya niche mt dekhna niche galat salat likha hai..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"GALAT-SALAT
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very important health tips only for u.

very important health tips only for u.

 

dont eat pizzas,
pani poori,
ice cream,
chocolate,
&
sandwitch...

 

 

 

WITHOUT

ME.
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Why do students fail in exams????

Why do students fail in exams????
B'COZ

8 Hrs. of sleep each day
=122 days
So, 365-122 = 243 days........

Semester holidays
= 61 days
So, 243 - 61 = 182 days.......

Sundays in a year
= 52 days
So, 182 - 52 = 130 days.........

Festival Holidays
= 20 (min in India)
So, 130 - 20 = 110 days.........

3hrs. of daily routine..
= 46 days
So, 110 - 46 days = 64 days.......

Travelling
= 35 days(min)
So, 64 - 35 = 29 days...........

1 hr. of chatting per day
= 15 days
So, 29 - 15 = 14 days.........

Sick days
= 10 days....
So, 14 - 10 = 4 days.........

Film time in a year
= 3 days
So, 4 - 3 = 1 day.........

Remaining
1 day is
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY..........................


So its not
OUR MISTAKE........
B'COZ

8 Hrs. of sleep each day
=122 days
So, 365-122 = 243 days........

Semester holidays
= 61 days
So, 243 - 61 = 182 days.......

Sundays in a year
= 52 days
So, 182 - 52 = 130 days.........

Festival Holidays
= 20 (min in India)
So, 130 - 20 = 110 days.........

3hrs. of daily routine..
= 46 days
So, 110 - 46 days = 64 days.......

Travelling
= 35 days(min)
So, 64 - 35 = 29 days...........

1 hr. of chatting per day
= 15 days
So, 29 - 15 = 14 days.........

Sick days
= 10 days....
So, 14 - 10 = 4 days.........

Film time in a year
= 3 days
So, 4 - 3 = 1 day.........

Remaining
1 day is
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY..........................


So its not
OUR MISTAKE........

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FRIENDSHIP BIRD 4 U....

FRIENDSHIP BIRD 4 U..

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´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*
´)*/*)*)*¨¨*
/**)**¨¨"\)\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
",¨¨¨¨_)--"--"------/_.

i m giving u a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it

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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena....

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi Scrap kiya karo..

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Aapne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai....

Aapne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye scraps bhejen,
hum ne kya scrap ki factory khol rakhi hai.

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PAAR KYA KHUB WAFAON KA SILA DETE HAI....

PAAR KYA KHUB WAFAON KA SILA DETE HAI, HAR NAYE MOD PE EK NAYA ZAKHAM DETE HAI, JIN PE HOTA HAI DILO KO BAHOT BHAROSA WOHE LOG AAKHRI WAQT PE DAGA DETE HAI
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Hum ne her shaam chragon se saja rakhi hai...

Hum ne her shaam chragon se saja rakhi hai, per shert hawaon se laga rakhi hai, na jane kis gali se aa jae mera sanum, hum ne her gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai. By Shabnum

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HAR MANJAR SA NAJAR AATA hai....

HAR MANJAR SA NAJAR AATA HAI , HAR KATRA SAMANDAR SA NAJAR AATA HAI , KAHAN BANAU GHAR SISE KA, HAR EK KE HANTH ME PTHAR NAJAR AATA HAI !
RAKESH FROM MUMBAI PLZ SEND ME MESG 9892215819

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Macchar ne jo kata...

Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni...
dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

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By Zaara768

Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni...
dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

By Zaara768

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Har raat ek naam yaad aata hai...

Har raat ek naam yaad aata hai... Kabhi subah kabhi sham yaad aata
 hai... Kabhi sochta hu ke kar lu dusri mohabt, par fir pehli mohabt ka
 aanjam yaad aata hai...

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Kisi ki mohabbat se humane kya paya hai. . .

Kisi ki mohabbat se humane kya paya hai. . . . .Rat ki nind aur din ka chain gavaya hai. . . . .Kya kare hum is dil ka. . . . .Jise aaj barbad hokar bhi hosh nahi aaya hai. . . .!!
 
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what is the cube of 13?

1)what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wandaring how?
That's bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
Kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila! !!!! Kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y??
They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **

7) ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona Honda..

8) Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students...

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

Hum katne badnasib hin jo taraste h...

Hum katne badnasib hin jo taraste hin tari did ko. Hum se tu acha hai
ghusal khana jo dekh ta hai tari har chez ko

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Khata saabit karenge aur khoob ...

Khata saabit karenge aur khoob ladenge, suna hai unko gusse me lipat

jaane ki aadat hai

Un ki gali se guzre ajeeb itefaak tha

Un ki gali se guzre ajeeb itefaak tha ,un ki gali se guzre ajeeb itefaak tha... Uno ne phool penka gamla bhi saath tha!!!

Gadha jo khaye woh Ghass

Gadha jo khaye woh Ghass ho tum Buddho ka chawanPrash ho tum ideot stuped Bakwas ho tum Yaar kuch bhi bolo DOST Jhkkas ho tum.

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, Husn ke tevar nokile ho gaye, Hum pyar ka ezhar karane me thode dhile ho gaye our usi darmiyan unake hath pile ho gaye..

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai, unke diwangi main hum ho gaye itne diwane, ke har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai, unke diwangi main hum ho gaye itne diwane, ke har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.